Unreal: Michele Bachmann Now Blames Obama For The Apocalypse.

Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (yes, people really did elect her to office once) accuses the president of bringing on the apocalypse. “We need to realize how close this clock is to getting towards the midnight hour…we need to cry out to the holy God,” the former Minnesota Congresswoman explains calmly.

The reason for all of our pending demise? Naturally it has to do with  gay marriage, abortion, and Obama’s secret ties to radical Islam.

When interviewer Jan Markell (she of ‘End Times’ infamy) argued that legal abortion and marriage equality for gays and lesbians are bringing about divine punishment on America.

Bachmann readily agreed, lamenting that God will soon lift His “hedge of protection” over “pagan” America “and we will suffer the consequences as a result.”

“That’s why so many Christians I think are sad and despairing because we know what the word of God says,” she said. “But it is also a chastening as individual believers for our good and that, to me, is extremely exciting.”

So apparently the world is ending very soon. I just hope it doesn’t happen before December so I get to see the new Star Wars movie. Can you at least give me that, Mrs. Bachmann?