The men from America’s Finest City will travel to face America’s Team, this Sunday, in what should be a shootout. The Chargers will be blazing their way into JerryWorld, red hot winners of 7 straight. The Cowgirls on the other hand are coming off of a loss to Sheli Manning and the Giants. Do we rub in the fact the Cowboys manage to crumble during the month of December? Or do we rub in the fact our Bolts have won 15 straight in December dating back to 2005? OF COURSE we do!!!

A couple familiar faces will be on the other sideline in Coach Wade Phillips and Mr. Superhuman Strength himself, IIIIIIIIIgor Olshansky. We sure do miss those guys, but come Sunday they are the enemy. Let’s just hope they don’t come back and haunt us.

Although our defense is all banged up, the offense has way too much fire power to be stopped. QB1 to Gates, Big Vince, Floyd, LT, Sproles, and Legadu…can’t stop them all!

The Cowboys have the new stadium and the nice big TV…but guess what? We’re gonna be the guest that comes into the pad, eats all the food, hits on the wife, and takes a fat shit and clogs the toilets…That’s right, we’re going in there and gonna shit on ‘em like B.I.G. Go Bolts!

P.S. A special shout out to our family in Texas, representin’ the BLUE and GOLD. Wear those jerseys, loud and proud.